You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?
Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
Stay in your homes from 8 pm on Friday August 15 to 6 am August 16. Some assholes are threatening to have a real life ‘The Purge’ right here in Louisville KY. They’re threatening to attack the Katy Perry concert, the State Fair, and several high school football games. Be safe.